NOT SATIRE ([info]notsatire) wrote,
2006-05-25 14:02:00
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NINTENDO? More like, FOR CHILDRENDO.

If you play Nintendo DS, you're probably two years old. Or a girl. Or worse -- both.


The key demographic.

Real gamers are men, and when it comes to handheld gaming, the PSP is more than enough to satisfy. Widescreen? UMD movies? Does Sony have a patent on AWESOME? I wouldn't be surprised if it did. Nintendo DS, on the other hand, is dull and bland.


":("

Anything made by Nintendo is kiddy and meant for wusses. GameCube launched in freakin' PURPLE. Nintendo called it indigo, but I can't be fooled. Nintendo named its next console Wii, which is the sound a child makes when they go down a slide.


Wii enjoy gimmicks.

SO TO SUM THINGS UP...

Nintendo: chirls (children and girls) need only apply.

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  • 8 comments

[info]dr_ian

May 25 2006, 21:19:58 UTC 6 years ago

They don't have riiiiiiiiidge racerrrrrrrrrr either.

[info]notsatire

May 25 2006, 21:44:24 UTC 6 years ago

Kaz is the man. So charismatic.

[info]red_shy_guy

May 25 2006, 22:03:52 UTC 6 years ago

Let me guess...

You're from the Playstation Generation, yet you're still stuck in the console wars of past. Your kind are somewhat of a rarity. You see, fanboyism is not cool anymore. That went out of stile faster than the Macarena.

[info]notsatire

May 25 2006, 22:12:10 UTC 6 years ago

You see, fanboyism is not cool anymore

Okay RED SHY GUY. Your username and icon combo scream raging fanboy. Way to go.

[info]sidechalk

May 25 2006, 22:07:11 UTC 6 years ago

u suk, i luv mah ds n psp suks so much. im not a girl or too yers old n i still ply my ds.

[info]notsatire

May 25 2006, 22:14:34 UTC 6 years ago

Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[info]mistertwo

May 26 2006, 08:39:29 UTC 6 years ago

You are correct. I love my psp, it's trendy and practical whereas the ds is a little kids toy.

[info]notsatire

May 26 2006, 13:27:10 UTC 6 years ago

For too long the handheld market was completely dominated by amateurs. Then came along the saviors of video gaming, Sony, who released PSP. Something for us more sensible game seekers.
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